craigslist bodyguard


someone (usually a friend) who accompanies you to an in-person meeting arranged via craigslist to provide support in case of anything going wrong (ex: the craigslist person being dangerous, creepy, or a scammer). the craigslist bodyguard can also simply provide moral support or transportation.
sam: are you really gonna meet that mechanic from craigslist? what if he murders you?
john: don’t worry, james is coming as my craigslist bodyguard.

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