craigslist hit and quit
when a guy goes on a date with a girl from craigslist. the man goes straight to her apartment to f-ck nothing else. then while he f-cks her he c-ms. but doesn’t pull out he c-m’s in her a then leaves her apartment.
also don’t give your real or full name for this to actually work. also use a fake email address and run for the door
its the most genius thing ever and im gonna try it lol.
lance: i went to morgan’s house for a craigslist hit and quit and i blew a load into this girl.
david: wow man how did she react?
lance: idk i was out the door when i heard the screaming.
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