crakin


a mystical and unpredictable sea creature that is most commonly found in the lakes spotted around british columbia, canada.

it’s sh-ll like form, pink top and blue bottom, are all inviting features to help it in it’s attempts to sn-tch up innocent lake goers with it’s hidden, but deathly sharp teeth.

the crakin is roughly the size of a pool floaty.

the crakin’s favorite place to reside is lake osoyoos. it’s slimly lake floor is the ideal habitat for the slime-breathing creature. and the high concetration of people on the the beaches, makes finding a meal easy for the crakin.
‘i just saw the crakin!’
‘did it look like a poll floaty and have a pink top?’
‘yeah’
“duuuuddddeee. you saw the crakin!”

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