Crampulation


verb:-the result/act of spontaneous and unforeseen cramp during s-x, resulting in immediate and powerful -j-c-l-t–n.

also:- crampulated (a past crampulation)
“s-x would have been great if it wasn’t or that d-mn crampulation of mine”
“ohgoshdarn i crampulated all over cindy’s face”
“i was having an amazing time until i crampulated”

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