cranberry douche


a liquid concoction made of the acidic juice of cranberrys, mixed with vinegar and rock salt, that when loaded into a high pressure squirt bottle and fired into the enflamed v-g-n- provides temporary relief and mild cleansing of said area
“melissa emptied every fruit market in town to mix up her cranberry douche, she went through 60 gallons of wine vinegar too, that b-tchs dirty c-nt must be on fire”

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