Crane Operator
a modified form of the cl-ssic “missionary” position, in where you firmly grasp your partners ankles and shift her legs back and forth; much like the levers of a crane.
-to announce this ‘move’, prior to it’s execution, is great fun!
alright baby, you ready? i call this one, the “crane operator”!
when a male stuffs his b-lls or (b-tters his marbles) into another female or males -sshole and proceeds to lift up their body weight with only his scr-t-m. they must hold their b-tt muscles taunt in order to really grip his t-st-cl-s. is considered one of the most difficult s-xual feats to achieve, and is highly respected in american culture
-she thinks we are finally at the point in our relationship where i can be her crane operator
-president obama announced today that he hopes every american child will one day grow up to crane operate on their significant other.
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