craniumbate


the act of mentally masturbating or mentally engaging in coitus.

also referenced as: mind-porking, brain-loving, thought-boinking, headbanging, or ponder-sp-nking.
did you hear that new song by that band you like?

oh sh-t yeah! excuse me while i craniumbate.

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