crank shot


picture of a male’s erect p-n-s, taken by himself in secret and oftentimes sent to an unsuspecting person in an internet chat room.
so i’m chatting online with what i thought was a hot chick and i asked her for a pic. instead, some dude sends me a crank shot. what the f-ck? you can’t even pick up chicks on the internet anymore!

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