Crankabitchapotamus


it’s the word used to describe someone so cranky and so b-tchy that you drop your jaw in awe. generally speaking, said person has the intelligence and/or appearance of a hippopotamus.
“don’t provoke me! the power was out, so i overslept, and couldn’t straighten my hair, then i broke a nail! i’m such a crankab-tchapotamus today!”

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