cranky pirate


when, in the act of copulation, the man -j-c-l-t-s into his partner’s eye and then kicks him/her in the shin, causing him/her to squint and hop around on one leg saying, “yarrr!”
this chick i was banging said she wasn’t on birth control and that i had to pull out…so i gave her a cranky pirate and left.

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