Crap Eyewear


epic 80’s influenced sungl-ss company founded in la jolla, ca. rocking radical designs and radical colors throughout southern california. wild frames and even wilder colors make these shades the coolest around.

“yo where did you get those gl-sses?
oh peter and nick cr-pped on my face”

“dude those are sweet cr-ps
ya cr-p eyewear is f-ckin rad”

“stay shaded when yer faded!”

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