when an eyelash or dirt gets in the sides of you’re eye.
“ah!” yelled jerry.
“what’s wrong?” said sam.
“i just got some cr-p in my eye,” jerry replied.
southern ebonic pr-nunciation for hilarious yo playa, dat chris rock is mofuggin’ hilurious!!! a word typically used to make the word hilarious sound 19x funnier than it actually is d-mn bruh you funny, you’re so hilurious
- dirty frito
a nasty fart after eating too much beef and tortilla chips my wife was like d-mn i smell a dirty frito
when a person of the male gender has s-xual intercourse with many women over a short period of time guy 1: man you’re so lucky you get so much p-ssy guy 2: yeah dude i’ve been really cl-torich lately
- jeebus crispies
for people who don’t know how to spell jesus christ or people who don’t want to offend someone cringy sin “oh jeebus crispies”
- word to my tims
when someone ask if you dead-ss “yo b u dead-ss she a hoe”… ” yo word to my tims she a hoe”