crap on a shingle


1.) same as “sh-t on a shingle”

4½ oz. spam
1 cups milk
2 tbs. b-tter
¼ cup flour
salt and pepper
6 slices bread
melt b-tter in pan, add spam. cook 2-3 minutes to brown. add flour and mix with dried beef . add milk (reserve ¼ cup for later), salt & pepper. bring to boil. add remaining milk to thin to your desired likeness. serve over toast or waffles.
hey sweetle, that was some good cr-p on a shingle.

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