crap paddle



cr-p paddle is when you drop your paddle and scream cr-p! also can be when you stick a piece of cr-p on a paddle and you slap someone with it so they scream cr-p!
me: hey look over there she just dropped her paddle.
you: oh, what a cr-p paddle move.

me: wanna get loco tonight? 😉
you: yeah, lets do a cr-p paddle night.

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