Crap Sandwich


used to define something so horiffic or p-ss -ss poor that the only thing worse would be the consumption of a big old cr-p sandwich.
dude, that law is cr-p sandwich, or i’d rather eat a cr-p sandwich than go to that party.
president obama’s 2009 economic stimulus package.

that cr-p sandwich is so big they’ll need a funnel to get it down our throats. and by “our” i mean we the american taxpayers.
the act of -n-lingus; salad tossing. much like afish sandwich,except, the -n-s is the target of the oral stimulation.
she’s so fine, i’d eat that cr-p sandwich!
nothing but pure cr-p (excrement) spread (hidden) between two pieces of tasty sliced bread (book cover).
that 700 billion dollar banking inst-tution congressional bailout plan is a cr-p sandwich; we’re gonna be forced to eat it too.

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