Crap Shag
descriptive term used to describe the satisfaction value within a given s-xual experience. cr-p adj describes poor performance of either gender. sh-g noun the s-xual act.
the guy i was with last night was such a cr-p sh-g that i didnt have time to focus on the ceiling before he came and it was all over
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