Crapdagger
a particle or flake of some kind of food remnant in p–p that is sharp enough to cut someone’s -n-s as they cr-p it out.
guy 1: how’d he end up in the hospital?
guy 2: he ate some really old and stale chips, and his -n-s got all torn up from the cr-pdaggers.
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