crapintosh
slang for macintosh. used to convey dissatisfaction with apple computers.
that cr-pintosh could only be worse if it was running cr-ppleworks.
operating system that causes programmers to consider suicide.
i’ve spent a year on this project and i’ve got it working on every platform except cr-pintosh osx.
very expensive boat anchor
the rope came undone and i lost my boat. d-mn cr-pintosh can’t even keep my boat from floating away!
a shiny brightly colored piece of very cr-ppy plastic that is sometimes utilized for the sole purpose of capturing the attention of little girls and the severely mentally handicapped.
“wow! sally i don’t know sh-t about computers but your little niece with down syndrome sure does love to chew on that cr-pintosh’s one-b-tton mouse!”
macintosh computer that is a piece of sh-t and your computer support techs refuse to help you fix it
my cr-pintosh just crashed for the fourth time this hour.
cr-pintosh v.
insulting nickname for a person who likes apple computers.
cr-pintosh wore his mac osx shirt to drumline practice again today
the name given to an apple macintosh by pc nerds and it geeks who feel threatened by the computers simplicity. the interface is so easy to use that one need not go to the it geek for help, thus making him feel useless.
“don’t buy that cr-pintosh, get a real pc and i will personally show you how to protect your system against all the viruses and spyware.
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