Crapnel

n. cr-p remnants letf in the bowl and under seat after a spray sh-t.v. lose stool
n. the gas station toilet was cover in cr-pnel!v.those fish tacos gave cr-pnel alnight!
the particles that fly from ones -ss during a particularly hard fart.
“i went to let one go and got an underwear full of hot cr-pnel.”
the explosive discharge of small, sharp plastic toys that occurs at children’s parties and holiday events.

derives from shrapnel + cheap plasti-krap, a description which encomp-sses both the sharp, weapon-like properties of the toys and their uselessness, and thus propensity to scatter on the floor of children’s rooms where they cut parents’ bare/stocking feet.
watch out for cr-pnel; there were goody bags at the party.

or

wendy’s foot required three st-tches when some halloween cr-pnel rolled into her open-toed keens.
little bits of sh-t.
steve was holding it in for so long it came out as cr-pnel.

aww nasty man, he cr-pnelled all over his pants!
the aromatic molecules that travel outward from the locus of a cr-p blast inflicting harm on all within the olfactory kill zone.
no sooner did i hear the blast in the next stall when i was h-t by cr-pnel. i haven’t been able to smell anything for a couple days now.