Crapper cannonball


while taking a dump you drop a t-rd that hits the water like a cannonball and splashes up and soaks your bottom dead on it’s a “cr-pper cannonball”
that log hit the water so hard it splashed up so much water i thought maybe the tidybowl man did a “cr-pper cannonball”

a cr-pper cannonball can be very shocking if it happens in cold water. a cold water “cr-pper cannonball” have been known to snap a r-ct-m shut from shock that it causes severe constipation for days.

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