Crapper Snapper
the cr-pper snapper is an act performed during s-xual intercourse, and is only possible while in the position popularly known as “doggy-style.” the individual who is behind (the “giver” to the “receiver,” as it were) takes a rubber-band and pulls it back as far as he (or she, in the event of a strap-on situation) can and snaps the -n-s of the receiver, thenceforth referred to as the cr-pper-snapped. the point of the cr-pper snapper is three-fold. 1. maximum disrespect. 2. you must try to stay inside of the cr-pper-snapped’s orifice for as long as you can. 3. fun.
bob: “i’m going to break up with my girlfriend today, she’s so annoying. how can i get her off my case?”
john: “dawg you need to give that b-tch a cr-pper snapper. you snap that woman’s cr-pper and she ain’t ever gonna wanna talk to you again, you dig?!”
bob: “thanks, man! i’m going to go screw her doggy-style right now!”
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