Crapplesauce
cr-pplesauce()n. applesauce made with apples considered sub-par by apple-growers. this term pertains especially to applesauce made with red delicious–also known as red chief apples, which produces an applesauce that is neither red, nor delicious and “tastes like cr-p”.
“the applesauce in the cafeteria is gross!”
“they still serve cr-pplesauce, huh?”
“yeah. it’s disgusting.”
a more fashioned way of saying “cr-p”.
“holy cr-pplesauce! that was sweet!”
1. it is everything in life that is not performed correctly. everything from bad hand writing to sh-tty craftmanship.
it is the abortion you wish you had.
2. it is to suck at life
“man you are cr-pple sauce if i sucked as bad as you at life id kill myself”
slushy sh-t comes out all melted and brown
dom spreads cr-pple sauce all over his mouth and sucks on his bed pillow
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