Crapsturbate
when you jack off to p-rn that involves, well, sh-t.
ebby: 2 girls 1 cup always makes me cr-psturbate.
me: well it always makes me throw up.
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m-st-rb-t- while taking a dump; fapping and sh-tting at the same time.
the other day i was so h-rny that i decided to cr-psturbate in the public bathroom.
the act of using a fecal bomb as an excuse to leave your group of friends when you are only leaving to go m-st-rb-t-.
person 1: holy sh-t to a have to cr-p!
person 2:nah, i see your b-n-r, you are just trying to go cr-psturbate.
person 1: no i’m not
person 2: yes you are
person 1: this conversation is long
person 2: yes is it, are you going to cr-psturbate or not?
person 1 leaves to m-st-rb-t-.
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