Craption
a newspaper heading that grabs attention to a worthless article.
that cr-ption lured me once again.
a sh-t action movie
josh: “hey have any of youse c-nts seen seagal in his latest cr-ption movie?”
tom: “nah, any good?”
josh: “nah mate”
waiting to tell the wife that you are going out of town until she is out of town herself, making sure there is nothing she can do but stew over it the whole entire time she is gone therefore making her vacation totally miserable.
“i just dropped the wife off at the airport, i think i’ll pull a cr-ption”
waiting to tell the wife that you are going out of town until she is out of town herself, making sure there is nothing she can do but stew over it the whole entire time she is gone therefore making her vacation totally miserable.
“i just dropped the wife off at the airport, i think i’ll pull a cr-ption”
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