used after witnessing or being apart of a lifechanging event, such as a bad fight with a significant other or a car crash. similar in meaning to “wow, that went badly,” or “i wouldn’t have wanted to be apart of that.”
someone: -crashes their expensive new tour bus-
same person: crash, bang, smoke…
someone: the bae and i fought… crash, bang, smoke.
- purple flurb
its just purple flurb me: purple flurb
a term used to describe straight b-tches that get turned out by a daddy -ss stud named jayla “that hoe jaylas-xual for a real n-gg-“
a real fun guy, who likes to play sports and run! he likes the color pink and flipping bottles. he wears the best shorts wow he has style he must be a coben
a person of aborigine and asian descent…like a fortune c–n. check out that c–n-chi…..shes boong drunk trying to give m-ssages!
- ea d*ck
used in s-x, as you’re about to c-m, pull out and tell him/her “you need to purchase the season p-ss for the full experience” “jenny was ok, but not as good as i wanted so i gave her the ol’ ea d-ck”