crash dummy
any person who you can get to take the fall for you knowing that it will most likely end up in a bad situation.
person 1 “go get my work before the laws see it”
person 2 “where its at”
person 1 “its under the steps, dont let’em see you”
person 2 “aight i got it”
person 3 “i can’t believe he went on that crash dummy mission”
person 1 “you know i got this”
a foolhardy shmoo who is gullible enough to allow himself to be easily maneuvered into dangerous situations.
“he agreed when jojo the crack dealer asked him to hold his stash? what a crash dummy!”
crash-dummy- a term that can be -ssociated with your typical morons, idiots,
‘douchbags’ and ‘chops’.
this term can be used for sarcastic commentary or to express your dislike towards
a person.
this word best describes the way someone irritates you, frustrates you – or simply has better hair than you and you feel like if you wanted your cars airbag to meet any crash-dummy’s face
it would be theirs!!!
sarcastic use : ” ma’am , ma’am what’s shakespeare’s surname?”
friend: “x_x oh my gosh what a crash dummy!”
peanut gallery use : ” hey i’v missed placed my number…can i have yours? 🙂 ”
guy friend: “dude that what such a crash-dummy move”
literal use : “i hate that stupid crash-dummy!!! ”
or “dam you have brain capacity and intellectual ability of a crash-dummy!”
or “stop screaming at me!!! i’m not your crash-dummy!”
someone who is intoxicated and running into random objects that are clearly avoidable.
someone who is cosistnetly tripping or b-mping into everything in there path.
bro 1: how did i get these bruises on my face? was i in a fight?
bro 2: no, you were being a crash dummy last night.
bro 1: what did i run into?
bro 2: everything. your a crash dummy.
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