Crazy Italian


a crazy italian is someone who loves pasta and is most likley to be related to the mafia

if you p-ss them off they always have a weapon handy
“she said if we didnt get spaghetti she would hit me with a baseball bat”
man she is one “crazy italian”
an italian boy who comes to the u.s. looking for an easy girl, one who hopes that by taking her to something exclusive like senior prom, he is guaranteed to have her be incredibly nice to him in return. ultimately unsuccessful. hence the word “crazy”
so did you guys have fun??

no, you were right. he was nothing by a crazy italian.

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