crazy jew baker
when a man wraps a large amount of bread dough around his p-n-s shaping it into a bread loaf while slapping the woman hes f-cking on the -ss with a baking paddle yelling ” wheres the money”.
“matt says to john, last night i gave my girl the crazy jew baker, she couldn’t sit on chairs for around 3 hours after it.”
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