Crazy Lubricated Topper


when you have intercourse with a girl who is so wet she constantly leaks on you. while she is leaking you struggle to breathe and have a near death experience because you almost drown. dont try at home
that girl is a crazy lubricated topper. i wouldnt do her.

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