cream box


a very fast/good computer capable of running many graphically intensive games without slowing down. the graphics look smooth and glossy with no jagged edges.
usually costing the owner many thousands of dollars.
bill : “man, your computer is a cream box.”
bob : “yeah i know, it cost me f-cking heaps.”

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