when you *j*c*l*t* into a waffle maker, close the lid , then cook for 5 minutes .
i served my mom creamy waffles in bed, christmas morning.
- a salty dennison
a man baby that gets upset and salty when everything is his fault. one who cannot take responsibility for things going wrong. ricky, your being a salty dennison, seriously, stop being a v*g*n* and admit its your fault!
- college preparatory school
the college preparatory school is a school for rich white kids and transgenders that got bullied in middle school. the teachers there are extremely b*tchy and don’t deserve their very high paycheck. it is astonishing this school is ranked when it is one of the sh*ttiest schools on the planet. it is often shortened to […]
- christmas sap
a guy that is overzealous about the christmas holiday season and goes over-the-top to celebrate while often annoying his masculine peers aaron wants to play douchey kids games at our work christmas party. why does he have to be such a christmas sap?
- acoustic smoking
the act of smoking normal, none electronic f*gs. girl: you told me you’d quit smoking! hipster: i have! i’m vaping now. acoustic smoking is too spendy. cigaretteacoustic smoking vaping