a picture that is sneakily taken (usually with a phone camera) of one’s crush going about their normal activities without the crush’s knowledge or consent
i took a creeper pic of the back of chris’ head as he walked to cl-ss yesterday
- culture bandit
a being that mocks and/or takes others culture. why does that african american act white. johnny you are such a culture bandit, why are you sagging , and trying to be like them gang members.
the act of using ones s-m-n as a lubricant for genital or -n-l stimulation. i want you to c-msterbate with me! do you wanna c-msterbate? i just c-msterbated. sorry i can’t come to the phone right now, i’m c-msterbating.
- debit card daddy
the man of the house who is too broke to be a sugar daddy and too fat to be a splenda daddy. usually a middle aged man who has married or dating a significant other who is at least ten years younger than he is. don’t worry debit card daddy will pay for it.
- detroit oil slick
when a girl p–ps on your d-ck during -n-l s-x, so you pull out and wipe it down her legs, leaving a stripe of lube and fecal matter. that is the oil slick. arin p–ped on my d-ck so i pulled out and gave her a detroit oil slick all down her legs
- donald's defiant
a person who doesn’t eat mcdonalds i find mcdonald’s disgusting and unedible so i’m a donald’s defiant via giphy