Creepiness_Rule
a basic algorithm to determine whether or not someone is too old or too young to court, date, marry, etc, etc… ( without being creepy ^^ )
the equation is :
your age divided by 2 + 7 = minimum age
your age minus 7 , then multiplied by 2 = max age
“creepiness_rule”
john doe is 30 years old…
30 / 2 + 7 = 22 (min. age)
30 – 7 – 2 = 46 ( max. age)
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