Creepy Guy Formula


the formula one must use when determining at what age it is socially acceptable for a male to date/marry/etc a female.

generally stated, the guy’s age divided by two, plus seven.
cale is 26. cale’s age divided by 2 is 13, so adding 7 to that gives you 20. thus, by the rules stated in the creepy guy formula, the absolute youngest girl cale can date is a 20 year-old.

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