creepy mom
a female parent/guardian that engages in strange practices that seem overbearing and cause disturbing feelings of unease in her child or person under her jurisdiction. often times these practices may be concerning the inferior party’s relationship status or their day-to-day routine.
elisabeth: my mom read all my messages to my boyfriend!
kiki: whoa there! that is such a creepy mom!
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