Cretard


any creationist who displays an immense amount of ignorance and r-t-rdedness while arguing in favour of their religion. in other words, any creationist who argues in favour of religion.
venomfangx: evolutionists believe that we came from dirty apes. well i have one thing to say about that: wanna bananna? huh? do ya? do you want the bananna?

any smart person: dude, you are such a cr-t-rd.
the critique of a person/occurrence that shows r-t-rded tendencies or displays ignorance in any way.
it’s cr-t-rding time when someone stares blankly at a carton of orange juice just because it said concentrate.
some one who finds new and creative ways to be r-t-rded.
that cr-t-rd is taking apart wet floor signs to make skis for the snow…
someone who is a cretin and a r-t-rd.
person 1: -someone- is a r-t-rd.
person 2: -someone- is really dense.
person 3: so, -someone- is a cr-t-rd.
(n). a credit-challenged individual. i.e. someone unable to secure suitable financing.
brian is a cr-t-rd. he’s definitely cr-t-rded. no bank will take him.
a crazy r-t-rd
man, stop acting like a cr-t-rd.
one who is creatively r-t-rded.
ryan d. is such a cr-t-rd.

the cr-t-rd wanted a banana, so he ate his yellow crayon.

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