Cretenoid
a person who makes sentences like: “then i heard something ,something so horrible it made me eat my pocket calculator while laser beams made from cannon b-lls were running marathons around my ironing iron.”
the formal definition is a breeding mistake made by an idiot ,a moron and a kamikaze
person a:hey! how are you?
cretenoid: i don’t know. disturbed.
person a: why?
cretenoid: becouse my door fell down and
started singing the national
anthem.
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