Cribs Fridge
a refrigerator that is stocked to the maximum with all types of delicious goodies and fresh food. may include beer, steaks, deli meat, milk, purple drink, fresh fruit, gourmet cheeses, every possible condiment, champagne, frozen pizzas, capri suns, cookie dough, and salsa.
however, be warned that a cribs fridge can be a potential breeding ground for a swarm of locust.
ted ::opens fridge and face lights up with a myriad of colors::
ted: “daaaaamn dude, you got a cribs fridge up in here!”
dave: “yeah, i got paid yesterday and i went and spent $200 at the g-store… and no, you can’t have anything.”
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