criddler


a criddler is a very messed up tweeker meth-head. like a tweeker who will steal your sh-t & then help you look for it. a criddler will steal your sh-t, help you look for it then try to sell it back to you forgetting it was yours. criddlers lurk in yards & bushes looking to steal or cause something caught their eye (people not really there). they wear their hair in a bun w/scrunchie known as a tweekin-beacon. they carry everything they own (all of it stolen) at all times in backpacks & small bags so they can pack & repack endlessly as the mood strikes them & will follow anyone, anywhere & do anything if the guys got a bag of dope. a stack of used lotto scratch-its will keep them busy endlessly rescratching cause there must be a winner they missed.
the criddler bag-b-tch went for a walk to get some air. 6 hours later and only 1 block away from home she’s in the neighbors back yard shopping in the bushes for shiney things. she finds an electronic charger that just might work for the cell phone she “got” yesterday, or was it today? shhhh i’ve got to criddle on the roof & get high cause there’s people out ther i have to watch.
somebody trying to get into a scene they dont belong in.
look at that criddler in his gap shirt and american eagle jeans
an individual who breaks societal norms by begging for change, wearing tattered clothes, digging through garbage cans and abusing drugs. a nusiance. the dredge of society.
look at that meth addicted criddler over there laughing at nothing, he has like 3 teeth left.
a skateboarder who only skates flatground and ledges. (criddlers can also be seen often skating manuel pads and small sets of stairs. however, a criddler in its truest form, only skates flat and ledges).
“i hate all that ‘jump off a building type’ skating these days. i’m more of a criddler myself.”
some one who criddles. as in criddles a woman ie hooks up. criddle as in beats down. or a number of various other forms
i just criddled those two hot chicks over tehre
it means to score a chick or to kick someones -ss. it is a word that can be applyed to basically anything you want.
we just criddled a gang of hoe’s over there on the curb

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