Criminal Bants


when something is so banterous it should be made illegal, or should require laws to be put in place to contain such high level banter
alex “i genuinely cant believe that its possible for one man to get so many apology letters on fifa”
db “mate i’d say thats beyond standard banterous levels, thats absolute criminal bants “

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