crinkle dick
a phenomenon where the p-n-s makes a pop or snapping sound while masturbating, much like the sound of bubble wrap being stepped on.
see also: “snap, crackle, c-ck”.
“dude, what’s that crackly noise i keep hearing through your bedroom wall? you eating rice krispies?”
“nah, i was just jerkin’. crinkle d-ck.”
a d-ck which is shriveled or wrinkled.
jeremy came out of the pool and the girl said “gross jeremy has a crinkle d-ck.”
a shriveled, crinkled, little p-n-s; mitch o’neills p-n-s
mitch has a crinkled-ck
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