crippled egg museum


a derogatory term used to describe a very promiscuous and barren woman who is often beyond her years and tries to dress and act much younger than she really is. will likely attempt to copulate with school boys in high school or college, playing on naivety to make her move, due to her lack of ability to attract a mate more her age, and hopelessly believing that a younger males more potent s-m-n will provide the answer to her inability to conceive.
man, you better watch out for that teacher, she’s a serious crippled egg museum. don’t think you’re hot sh-t just cause she’s flirting with you, she does it everywhere she goes, she’s desperate for a kid and is too messed up for anyone her own age in their right mind to get involved with.

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