Criscione


the coolest of the cool, the best of the best. n-body can touch one.
dude, that guy is so d-mn fast! he’s definitely a criscione!
a goofy teenage male that works at a icecream place such as baskin robbins.
“yea, i wanted vanilla, but that d-mn criscione f-cked it up and gave me chocolate.”
a really goofy kid who drives trusty and runs a lot. he also made some r-t-rded comment about there being a “season” for girl scout cookies…idiot.
shut up criscione! there is no such thing as girl scout cookie season!

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