Crispy Bush
when a someone maturbates and their c-m will dry on their pubic hairs, the hair will then become hard or stiff. after the crispy bush phase is complete, you can rub your finger on your pubic hairs and white flakes will come off
after john and maria had s-x, johns c-m dried on his pubic hairs resulting in a crispy bush
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