crispy cream


a combination of the ‘dutch oven’ and a ‘cream pie’. you fart, then pull the covers over the “victim” and shoot a load on their face while cooking the cream pie in the oven you just made.
she said i wasn’t freaky enough so i pulled out the crispy cream when she was sleeping.
getting set on fire or being burned
that guys trying to crispy cream me with his flamethrower.
a glazed face as the result of rubbing it all over a wet p-ssy.

alternately, when a woman sits on you and rubs her p-ssy all over your face.

—yum—
“baby i love it when you grind on my face, now come kiss my crispy cream”
someone who stands up for nothing or anyone (wussy) they talk sh-t, but when it comes down to doing something about it they turn into a crispy cream dougnut – all sugary sweet and plyable under pressure.
john was a crispy cream when he was asked his opinion on a subject.
when you m-st-rb-t-, -j-c-l-t- and fall asleep before cleaning up your discharge,… then have to clean it off yourself when you wake up and everything has dried.
i was watching sabado gignate last night before bed, got really tired while i was w-nking it and crispy creamed myself.
term for a caucasian person extremely sun burnt. because they are ‘burnt to a crisp’ and cream is white.
crispy cream crispy cream
when a guy -j-c-l-t-s on a girls stomach,lets it dry out, and then feeds it to her. it is both cripy and creamy, and the ladies love it!
last night was awesome, i crispy creamed sara and she loved it.
deep-fried s-m-n. ususally made out of ignorance or idiocy.
“why the h-ll did you make crispy cream you dumb-ss?”

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