performing cunnlingus on a burn victim
man 1: dude, sorry to hear about your girl getting caught in that house fire.
man 2: yeah, i’m gonna visit her in the hospital for some crispy nibbles to make her feel better.
tranny wh-r- with small p-n-s shmemmy has f-cked at least 12 dudes with her 1/2 inch c-ck.
a beautiful girl with a gorgeous body. she never lets anyone stop her. she can make it through the impossible without being affected. she is the most loyal girlfriend you’ll ever have. if u date a dregyn, be happy because she wont let u down. if u are a dregyn, dont ever back down. bro, […]
an angry and imp-ssioned tirade about anything that is making you stressed or frustrated about your job. i hate my boss. he has been driving me insane all day. i need a workrant!
- verbal probation
when a friend forces you to be quiet for a period of time, because you’ve said something stupid. “i’m gonna have to put you on verbal probation.” “jennifer said something dumb again. she’s currently on verbal probation.”
- rod crusade
multiple erect p-n-ses forced on a girl one after the other. john: so what happened at the party last night? scott: jenny got the rod crusade. john: haha awesome.