criss cross
when you give a hand job to a male friend face to face while he is giving you a hand job with the opposite hand
he does the criss cross with his brother.
to intersert instruments such as, p-n-s, fingure ect.. in a subjects -n-s forcefully while they are unaware.
while having s-x with you’re girlfriend, quickly pull out the p-n-s or use the index fingure and forcefully insert it inside her -n-s while she is unaware it and say “crisscross” before she kills you.
this is a tridition to all and a must try for all you dare devils.
when two males urinate over the bowl simultaneoulsy causing the urine to crisscross and form into one stream.
ubs and butchie did a crisscross after drinking a case of beer.
whe you want no one to take your seat you call it “criss cross” as in putting a cross on your spot.
“elena, i called it criss cross so get your b-tt off my place!”
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