crisscross applesauce
the pansy way of referring to sitting “indian style.”
i like rainbows, pink unicorns, and sitting crisscross applesauce while i hold hands in a love circle and sing jesus loves me.
sitting cross-legged or otherwise known as “indian style”
jimmy was sitting criss-cross-apple-sauce ready for story time.
a way in sitting in which the knees are bent and the legs over lap (hence the criss cross) and the applesauce is a nice rhyme used to remind young children how to sit.
teacher: everyone sit criss cross applesauce for story time
kindergartners: yay!
when one sits with booty on floor, with their legs snuggly intertwined in one another
“wow, you are sitting so crisscross applesauce right now”
the act of urinating in a manner such that two (or more) streams of urine intersect, thereby creating a frothy churning yellow swirl in the water which resembles applesauce
billy and bobby both had to pee really bad, so rather than each taking their turn, they decided to crisscross applesauce.
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