Crisstopher


the most amazing guy you’ll ever meet.

though he might be deceitful at times, and he might break your heart, he’s still worth the pain.
that crisstopher ruined my life. man, it was so worth it.

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    s-xual position: lie down flat with an erection, draw a circle on your abdomen area, flatten the p-n-s and make it look like a handle, the opposite partner then sh-ts into the circle, then they use the ‘pan-handle’ to make a ‘croatian omlet’ which contains a mixture of s-m-n and sh-t. me and my wife […]

  • Cronk Drops

    a female partic-p-nt in the act of cronk dangling falling to her death due to clumsyness or weakness of male partner. “sh-t i didn’t mean for it to become cronk drops”

  • Crouching Cougar

    a s-x position/move where the male crouches down on the bed, and then leaps onto his partner, forcing his erect p-n-s into the partner’s r-ct-m while scratching their back. i used the crouching cougar on nikki last night.

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    male; any kind of ‘receptacle’ for genetic emission/s. on occasion, using a human female as a ‘toilet’; can often be unwise!. -in tandem with the male “ejacs”, the human female can often ‘gear up for production’; resulting in ‘enslavement’ of the libidinal dominated! for those who have studied history carefully, this development is often less […]

  • pah-pow

    a shoutout to show exceptance, agreement, and to give props. usually followed by to high fives. friend: “jay is stupid, i’m going to beat him up”. me: “you’re right, give me some pah-pow”. uttered upon total pwnage, or used as an exclaimation of accomplishment. did you guys see me smoke that nub? pah-pow! or man […]


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