Crist-Freak


one of the most enying people on earth,along with the n00bs.thats all thay do all day is pray and sing enying–ss songs to jesus (not jesus as in “hay-zuse”).thay know every little last setince in the bible and hate the jewish comunity.thay have watched “the p-sson of crist” countless times,and thay have so meny crosses in thare houses,eny regular person would go blind looking at it.

the “crist-freak”‘s religion is more of a cult,thay bern live sheep for g-d and execute teenagers.every setance thay say inclueds “g-d”,”jesus”,or enything else to do with g-d.
g-d,my dads such a crist-freak!
(i actualy say that to all my friends)

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